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Tuesday, November 2, 2010 3:07 PM
Babacar KhoumaDouglas Costa
Gueida Fofana
Lukman Haruna
Miguel Medina
Yaya Sanogo
Jack Rodwell
Abel Hernandez
Andre Schurrle
James Rodriguez (Porto)
Mateo Musacchio
Adam Ljajic
Christian Eriksen
Heung-Min Son
Antoine Griezmann
Serge Aurier
Matej Delac
Jano (Spartak Moscow)
Martin Galvan
Labyad Zakaria
Connor Wickham
Borja Baston
Okoro Stanley
Alphonse Areola
Varane Raphael
Luc Castaignos
David Alaba
Oscar (Internacional)
Jonjo Shelvey
Phil Jones
Danny Wilson
Keko
Franco Zuculini
Dedryck Boyata
Roderick Miranda
Ahmed Khalil
Alan Patrick
Serge Aurier
Dodo dan Dudu
Vaclav Kadlec
Levan Kenia
Stanley Okoro
Zezinho (Santos)
Mario Gotze
Paulo Henrique
Aaron Ramsey
Jack Wilshere
Khouma Babacar
Yann M'Vila
Guide Marilungo
Salvatore Sirigu
Jack Rodwell
Abel Hernandez
Adam Hlousek
Mateo Musacchio
Ahmed Khalil
Miguel Medina
Lukman Haruna
Javier Hernandez
Guiliano (Internacional)
Gueida Fofana
Jonathan Biabiany
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Goalkeepers
* Matej Delac
* David De Gea
* Alphonse Areola
* Luis Guilherme
* Zacharie Boucher
Defenders
* Davide Santon
* Cesar Azpilicueta
* Fabio
* Diego Renan
* Mamadou Sakho
* Gareth Bale
* Chris Smalling
* Rafael
* Marc Muniesa
* Phil Jones
* Breno
* Mario Fernandes
* Ezequiel Munoz
* Tamas Kadar
* Kyriakos Papadopoulos
* Danny Wilson
* Joe Mattock
* Serge Aurier
Midfielders
* Coutinho
* Adam Llajic
* Franco Zuculini
* Bebe
* Lewis Holtby
* Georginio Wijnaldum
* Zezinho
* Sergio Canales
* Clement Grenier
* Gael Kakuta
* Miralem Pjanic
* Oscar
* Toni Kroos
* Aaron Ramsey
* Lorenzo Crisetig
* Fausto
* Jack Rodwell
* Haris Vuckic
* David Petrucci
* Jack Wilshere
Strikers
* Neymar
* Mario Balotelli
* Victor Moses
* Nile Ranger
* Nathan Delfouneso
* Bojan
* Daniel Pacheco
* Iker Muniain
* Mattia Destro
* Son Heung-Min
* Borja Baston
* Khouma Babacar
* Yaya Sanogo
* Wellington Silva
* Abel Hernandez
* Thomas Muller
* Alberto Paloschi
* Federico Macheda
* Pato
* Daniel Sturridge >Comment (0)
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Dida
Def
Sylvinho L
abubakari yakubu R
steve finnan R
Mid
robert Pires RLC
andranik teymourian C
enzo maresca C
Rivaldo C
gai aisullin RLC
yildiray basturk C
arnold bruggink C
bernard mendy R
Roberto Baronio C
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marko livaja
Guillermo Franco
febian brandy
jeremie aliadiere
julio cruz
Dida
Def
Sylvinho L
abubakari yakubu R
steve finnan R
Mid
robert Pires RLC
andranik teymourian C
enzo maresca C
Rivaldo C
gai aisullin RLC
yildiray basturk C
arnold bruggink C
bernard mendy R
Roberto Baronio C
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marko livaja
Guillermo Franco
febian brandy
jeremie aliadiere
julio cruz
Monday, October 11, 2010 1:53 PM
Indonesia adalah sorga luar biasa ramah bagi perokok,
tapi tempat siksa tak tertahankan bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Di sawah petani merokok,
di pabrik pekerja merokok,
di kantor pegawai merokok,
di kabinet menteri merokok,
di reses parlemen anggota DPR merokok,
di Mahkamah Agung yang bergaun toga merokok,
hansip-bintara-
perwira nongkrong merokok,
di perkebunan pemetik buah kopi merokok,
di perahu nelayan penjaring ikan merokok,
di pabrik petasan pemilik modalnya merokok,
di pekuburan sebelum masuk kubur orang merokok,
Indonesia adalah semacam firdaus-jannatu-na’im
sangat ramah bagi perokok,
tapi tempat siksa kubur hidup-hidup bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Di balik pagar SMU murid-murid mencuri-curi merokok,
di ruang kepala sekolah ada guru merokok,
di kampus mahasiswa merokok,
di ruang kuliah dosen merokok,
di rapat POMG orang tua murid merokok,
di perpustakaan kecamatan ada siswa bertanya
apakah ada buku tuntunan cara merokok,
Di angkot Kijang penumpang merokok,
di bis kota sumpek yang berdiri yang duduk
orang bertanding merokok,
di loket penjualan karcis orang merokok,
di kereta api penuh sesak orang festival merokok,
di kapal penyeberangan antar pulau penumpang merokok,
di andong Yogya kusirnya merokok,
sampai kabarnya kuda andong minta diajari pula merokok,
Negeri kita ini sungguh nirwana
kayangan para dewa-dewa bagi perokok,
tapi tempat cobaan sangat berat
bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Rokok telah menjadi dewa, berhala, tuhan baru,
diam-diam menguasai kita,
Di pasar orang merokok,
di warung Tegal pengunjung merokok,
di restoran di toko buku orang merokok,
di kafe di diskotik para pengunjung merokok,
Bercakap-cakap kita jarak setengah meter
tak tertahankan asap rokok,
bayangkan isteri-isteri yang bertahun-tahun
menderita di kamar tidur
ketika melayani para suami yang bau mulut
dan hidungnya mirip asbak rokok,
Duduk kita di tepi tempat tidur ketika dua orang bergumul
saling menularkan HIV-AIDS sesamanya,
tapi kita tidak ketularan penyakitnya.
Duduk kita disebelah orang yang dengan cueknya
mengepulkan asap rokok di kantor atau di stopan bus,
kita ketularan penyakitnya.
Nikotin lebih jahat penularannya
ketimbang HIV-AIDS,
Indonesia adalah sorga kultur pengembangbiakan nikotin paling subur di dunia,
dan kita yang tak langsung menghirup sekali pun asap tembakau itu,
Bisa ketularan kena,
Di puskesmas pedesaan orang kampung merokok,
di apotik yang antri obat merokok,
di panti pijat tamu-tamu disilahkan merokok,
di ruang tunggu dokter pasien merokok,
dan ada juga dokter-dokter merokok,
Istirahat main tenis orang merokok,
di pinggir lapangan voli orang merokok,
menyandang raket badminton orang merokok,
pemain bola PSSI sembunyi-sembunyi merokok,
panitia pertandingan balap mobil,
pertandingan bulutangkis,
turnamen sepakbola
mengemis-ngemis mencium kaki sponsor perusahaan rokok,
Di kamar kecil 12 meter kubik,
sambil ‘ek-’ek orang goblok merokok,
di dalam lift gedung 15 tingkat
dengan tak acuh orang goblok merokok,
di ruang sidang ber-AC penuh,
dengan cueknya,
pakai dasi,
orang-orang goblok merokok,
Indonesia adalah semacam firdaus-jannatu-na’im
sangat ramah bagi orang perokok,
tapi tempat siksa kubur hidup-hidup
bagi orang yang tak merokok,
Rokok telah menjadi dewa, berhala, tuhan baru,
diam-diam menguasai kita,
Di sebuah ruang sidang ber-AC penuh,
duduk sejumlah ulama terhormat merujuk
kitab kuning dan mempersiapkan sejumlah fatwa.
Mereka ulama ahli hisap.
Haasaba, yuhaasibu, hisaaban.
Bukan ahli hisab ilmu falak,
tapi ahli hisap rokok.
Di antara jari telunjuk dan jari tengah mereka
terselip berhala-berhala kecil,
sembilan senti panjangnya,
putih warnanya,
ke mana-mana dibawa dengan setia,
satu kantong dengan kalung tasbih 99 butirnya,
Mengintip kita dari balik jendela ruang sidang,
tampak kebanyakan mereka
memegang rokok dengan tangan kanan,
cuma sedikit yang memegang dengan tangan kiri.
Inikah gerangan pertanda
yang terbanyak kelompok ashabul yamiin
dan yang sedikit golongan ashabus syimaal?
Asap rokok mereka mengepul-ngepul di ruangan AC penuh itu.
Mamnu’ut tadkhiin, ya ustadz.
Laa tasyrabud dukhaan, ya ustadz.
Kyai, ini ruangan ber-AC penuh.
Haadzihi al ghurfati malii’atun bi mukayyafi al hawwa’i.
Kalau tak tahan,
Di luar itu sajalah merokok.
Laa taqtuluu anfusakum.
Min fadhlik, ya ustadz.
25 penyakit ada dalam khamr.
Khamr diharamkan.
15 penyakit ada dalam daging khinzir (babi).
Daging khinzir diharamkan.
4000 zat kimia beracun ada pada sebatang rokok.
Patutnya rokok diapakan?
Tak perlu dijawab sekarang, ya ustadz.
Wa yuharrimu ‘alayhimul khabaaith.
Mohon ini direnungkan tenang-tenang,
karena pada zaman Rasulullah dahulu,
sudah ada alkohol,
sudah ada babi,
tapi belum ada rokok.
Jadi ini PR untuk para ulama.
Tapi jangan karena ustadz ketagihan rokok,
Lantas hukumnya jadi dimakruh-makruhkan,
jangan,
Para ulama ahli hisap itu terkejut mendengar perbandingan ini.
Banyak yang diam-diam membunuh tuhan-tuhan kecil yang kepalanya berapi itu,
yaitu ujung rokok mereka.
Kini mereka berfikir.
Biarkan mereka berfikir.
Asap rokok di ruangan ber-AC itu makin pengap,
dan ada yang mulai terbatuk-batuk,
Pada saat sajak ini dibacakan malam hari ini,
sejak tadi pagi sudah 120 orang di Indonesia mati karena penyakit rokok.
Korban penyakit rokok
lebih dahsyat ketimbang korban kecelakaan lalu lintas,
lebih gawat ketimbang bencana banjir,
gempa bumi dan longsor,
cuma setingkat di bawah korban narkoba,
Pada saat sajak ini dibacakan,
berhala-berhala kecil itu sangat berkuasa di negara kita,
jutaan jumlahnya,
bersembunyi di dalam kantong baju dan celana,
dibungkus dalam kertas berwarni dan berwarna,
diiklankan dengan indah dan cerdasnya,
Tidak perlu wudhu atau tayammum menyucikan diri,
tidak perlu ruku’ dan sujud untuk taqarrub pada tuhan-tuhan ini,
karena orang akan khusyuk dan fana
dalam nikmat lewat upacara menyalakan api
dan sesajen asap tuhan-tuhan ini,
Rabbana,
beri kami kekuatan menghadapi berhala-berhala ini.
Amin Yaa Rabbalalamin
Puisi karya: Taufik Ismail
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Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:44 PM
Strength Bruno Demichelis (5 stars)
Valter Di Salvo (4.5 stars)
Alberto Bartali (4.5 stars)
Jose Antonio Pozanco (4.5 stars)
Javi (4.5 stars) - Club: Alicante
Jon Fortescu (4.5 stars)
Roberto De Bellis (4.5 stars)
Pat Rice (4.5 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4.5 stars)
Claudio Gaudino (4.5 stars)
William Tillson (4.5 stars)
Oscar Pitillas (4.5 stars)
Francisco De Miguel ( 4 stars)
Gonzalo Rodriguez (4 stars)
Gerrard Nus (4 stars)
Francesc Cos (4 stars)
Gian Nicola Bisciotti (4 stars)
Carlos Lalin (4 stars)
Tony Shrudwick (4 stars)
Richard Hawkins (4 stars)
Ivan Carminati (4 stars)
Jon Webb (4 stars)
Aerobic
Bruno Demichelis (5 stars)
Jose Antonio Pozanco (4.5 stars)
Alberto Bartali (4.5 stars)
Valter Di Salvo (4.5 stars)
Javi (4.5 stars) - Club: Alicante
Jon Fortescu (4.5 stars)
Roberto De Bellis (4.5 stars)
Pat Rice (4.5 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4.5 stars)
Claudio Gaudino (4.5 stars)
William Tillson (4.5 stars)
Oscar Pitillas (4.5 stars)
Francisco De Miguel ( 4 stars)
Gonzalo Rodriguez (4 stars)
Gerrard Nus (4 stars)
Francesc Cos (4 stars)
Gian Nicola Bisciotti (4 stars)
Carlos Lalin (4 stars)
Tony Shrudwick (4 stars)
Richard Hawkins (4 stars)
Ivan Carminati (4 stars)
Jon Webb (4 stars)
Goalkeeping
Christophe Lollichon (5 stars)
Silvino Louro (4.5 stars)
Claudio Maiani (4.5 stars)
Kevin Hitchcock (4.5 stars)
Miguel Baston (4.5 stars)
Jose Manuel Ochotorena (4.5 stars)
Joel Bats (4.5 stars)
Andre Amitrano (4.5 stars)
Andre Biancarelli (4 stars)
Laurent Spinosi (4 stars)
Alessandro Nista (4 stars)
Chris Woods (4 stars)
Billy Steward (4 stars)
John Achterberg ( 4 stars)
Ray Clemence (4 stars)
Ruben Cousillas (4 stars)
Eric Steele (4 stars)
David Felgate (4 stars)
Luis Pascual (4 stars)
Jesus Unanua (4 stars)
Paco Leal (4 stars)
Lee Turner ( 4 stars)
Tactics
Pat Rice (4.5 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4.5 stars)
Angelo Peruzzi (4.5 stars)
Archie Knox (4 stars)
Valter Di Salvo (4 stars)
Gianpiero Ventrone (4 stars)
Franco Baldini (4 stars)
Neil Bailey (4 stars)
Andre Vilas Boas (4 stars)
Mike Phelan (4 stars)
Rene Meulensteen (4 stars)
Warren Joyce (4 stars)
Steve Round (4 stars)
Ball Control
Rene Meulensteen (4.5 stars)
Jorge Gomez (4.5 stars)
Gianpiero Ventrone (4 stars)
Franco Baldini (4 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4 stars)
Archie Knox (4 stars)
Andre Vilas Boas (4 stars)
Jose Segura (4 stars)
Mike Phelan (4 stars)
Paul McGuinness (4 stars)
Joe Jordan (4 stars)
Ricardo Monis (4 stars)
Defending
Pat Rice (4.5 stars)
Gianpiero Ventrone (4 stars)
Franco Baldini (4 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4 stars)
Mike Phelan (4 stars)
Paul McGuinness (4 stars)
Warren Joyce (4 stars)
Steve Round (4 stars)
Alan Stubbs (4 stars)
Ivan Carminati (4 stars)
Attacking
Rene Meulensteen (4.5 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4.5 stars)
Gianpiero Ventrone (4 stars)
Pat Rice (4 stars)
Franco Baldini (4 stars)
Andre Vilas Boas (4 stars)
Tito Vilanova (4 stars)
Steve Round (4 stars)
Sonny Anderson (4 stars)
Seppo Eichkom (4 stars)
Shooting
Rene Meulensteen (5 stars)
Gianpiero Ventrone (4 stars)
Franco Baldini (4 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4 stars)
Andre Vilas Boas (4 stars)
Tito Vilanova (4 stars)
Jose Segura (4 stars)
Andrea Nuti (4 stars)
Paul McGuinness (4 stars)
Ricardo Monis (4 stars)
Joe Jordan (4 stars)
Jorge Gomez (4 stars)
Daniele Baldini (4 stars)
Set Pieces
Rene Meulensteen (4.5 stars)
Valter Di Salvo (4 stars)
Gianpiero Ventrone (4 stars)
Pat Rice (4 stars)
Franco Baldini (4 stars)
Bernhard Peters (4 stars)
Andre Vilas Boas (4 stars)
Paul McGuinness (4 stars)
Joe Jordan (4 stars)
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Banyak pecinta bola yg ingat gol spektakuler pernah diciptakan oleh Widodo C. Putro di Piala Asia 1996 ke gawang Kuwait.Gol salto yg disebut "Kungfu Goal" tsb sering diputar ulang pada berbagai kesempatan dan dapat penghargaan dari AFC sbg Asian Goal Of The Year 1996.
Nah, tidak kalah hebatnya, dalam event yg lebih kecil, gw sebagai pecinta bola pernah takjub oleh "gol bokong / pantat" yg disarangkan oleh David Saidui.
Saat itu gw serasa melihat tim Papua (saat itu masih disebut Irian Jaya) terlalu superior buat tim Aceh, bisa dibilang Papua bermain layaknya tim Samba Brazil.
Skor akhirnya saja cukup asik : 6-3 untuk Papua.
Nah, proses terciptanya gol bokong ini akibat kelalaian pertahanan tim Aceh yg terlalu bermain menyerang demi mengejar ketertinggalan gol mereka.
Dalam satu kesempatan, David berhasil mengecoh kiper Aceh yg telah meninggalkan gawangnya.
Dengan santainya David berlari tanpa hadangan siapapun, dan ketika tiba di mulut gawang, digunakannya bagian bokong untuk menyundul masuk si kulit bundar.
Setelah itu David melakukan selebrasi, sementara sang kiper berekspresi kesal atas terjadinya gol yang sangat "tidak senonoh" tersebut.
Akan lebih seru andainya rekaman videonya dapat diunduh di internet, karena setau gwe belum ada pemain lain di dunia yg pernah mencetak gol serupa.
Atau adakah di antara anda yg punya videonya?
Yuk kita tonton rame - rame !
(p.s: sequence foto ini juga pernah dibahas di rubrik fotografi Kompas, karena mampu bercerita walau tidak secara langsung kita lihat aksinya)
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Sunday, June 6, 2010 5:14 PM
WORD OF WISDOM FROM PATRICK STAR
SB:Spongebob
P:Patrick
SN:Sandy
SQ:squidward
P:Patrick
SN:Sandy
SQ:squidward
SB: I hate you, Patrick.
P: I hate you too.
SB: I hate you no matter what.
P: I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
SB: I'd hate you even if that made sense.
P: I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.
P: I hate you too.
SB: I hate you no matter what.
P: I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
SB: I'd hate you even if that made sense.
P: I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.
P: Do you know what is funnier than 23?
SB: What?
P: 24
SB: What?
P: 24
SB: I'm MAD!
P: Me too.
SB: Why are YOU mad?
P: [looks up, and seethes] I can't see my forehead! Why are YOU mad?
P: Me too.
SB: Why are YOU mad?
P: [looks up, and seethes] I can't see my forehead! Why are YOU mad?
S : so this is your job?!? sit here and watch tv.
P: hey its not as easy as it seems..somtimes i lose the remote..somtimes i need to fix the tvb anteenna and somtimes my butt hurts!
P: hey its not as easy as it seems..somtimes i lose the remote..somtimes i need to fix the tvb anteenna and somtimes my butt hurts!
S: Patrick, how long has it been?
[Patrick looks at his watch, which is just drawn on his wrist with crayon]
P: Aw, I have to draw a new battery for this.
[Patrick looks at his watch, which is just drawn on his wrist with crayon]
P: Aw, I have to draw a new battery for this.
P: [to a bird] Whistling
SB: Patrick, I didn't know you speak bird.
P: That's not bird Spongebob; that's Italian.
SB: Patrick, I didn't know you speak bird.
P: That's not bird Spongebob; that's Italian.
Spongebob: (blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant)
P: It's a Giraffe !!
P: It's a Giraffe !!
Patrick: "MINDY! Did you see my underwear?"
Mindy: "No Patrick"
P: "Do you want to?"
Mindy: "No Patrick"
P: "Do you want to?"
SpongeBob : Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer.
[knocks on door]
Fish: Hello?
P: I love you.
[Fish slams door]
[knocks on door]
Fish: Hello?
P: I love you.
[Fish slams door]
P: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
P:Are you Squidward?
SQ: no
(few second)
P:Are you Squidward now?
SQ: NO!
SQ: no
(few second)
P:Are you Squidward now?
SQ: NO!
SB : What are you normally do when I'm gone?
P : Wait for you to get back.
P : Wait for you to get back.
P: SpongeBob? Pssssssssst, Spongebob? psssssssssssst. I have something important to tell you! Psssssssssssst.
SB: WHAT!!!
Patrick:Hi
SB: WHAT!!!
Patrick:Hi
SB: Waht did u eat today
P: A roast beef a chicken a pizza
SB: No no, just think morning
P: A roast beef a chicken a pizza
P: A roast beef a chicken a pizza
SB: No no, just think morning
P: A roast beef a chicken a pizza
SN: "Patrick, don't you have somewhere else to be stupid?"
P: Not until 4:00.
P: Not until 4:00.
King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.
P: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.
KN: Eight.
P: Seven.
KN: Six
Mr.Krab, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!
Mr.Krab: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]
KN: Six it is then.
P: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!
P: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.
KN: Eight.
P: Seven.
KN: Six
Mr.Krab, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!
Mr.Krab: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]
KN: Six it is then.
P: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!
P: MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!
Person on the phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
P: No, this is Patrick
Person: Is this the Krusty Krab?
P:No! This is Patrick!"
person: Is this the KK?
P: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
P: No, this is Patrick
Person: Is this the Krusty Krab?
P:No! This is Patrick!"
person: Is this the KK?
P: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
Wumbo! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she, me, WUMBO! Womboed! Wumboing! Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade Spongebob!"
P: I don't think this is the real Spongebob. I mean, look how yellow he is"
P: I LOVE BEING PURPLE!
P: If you tell your secret to someone, Then it is not a secret anymore.."
Patrick: "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!" (all the big guys surround him)
Patrick: "I need to use the bathroom"
Patrick: "I need to use the bathroom"
P: This is boating school? I thought this was spanish."
SB: "It was big, scary, and ate everything!"
Patrick: "I know!" (Patrick swallows a plate full of food at once)
Patrick: "I know!" (Patrick swallows a plate full of food at once)
Sponge : Are you sure want become stupid to be my friend again?
Pat : Knowledge can never replace friendship. I want to be a DUMB again...
Pat : Knowledge can never replace friendship. I want to be a DUMB again...
(SpongeBob has shaped himself in the form of Texas)
SB: Hey, Patrick. What am I?
P: Stupid?
SB: No, I'm Texas.
P: What's the difference?
SB: Hey, Patrick. What am I?
P: Stupid?
SB: No, I'm Texas.
P: What's the difference?
Patrick: [on Squidward] Yeah, he really needs to go up to the great beyond.
SB: Patrick, say that again.
P: That again.
SB: No, the other thing.
P: No, the other thing.
SB: No, what you said before when you...
P: No, what you said before when you...
SB: Nevermind, I've got an idea!
P: Nevermind, I've got an idea!
SB: Patrick, say that again.
P: That again.
SB: No, the other thing.
P: No, the other thing.
SB: No, what you said before when you...
P: No, what you said before when you...
SB: Nevermind, I've got an idea!
P: Nevermind, I've got an idea!
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
P: But I don't even work here.
Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, starting right now?
P: Boy, would I.
Mr. Krabs: You're fired
P: But I don't even work here.
Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, starting right now?
P: Boy, would I.
Mr. Krabs: You're fired
Patrick: I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension.
S: Me too. But that sounds a little too hard. Let's try smaller.
Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkey man and save the eighth dimension.
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S: Me too. But that sounds a little too hard. Let's try smaller.
Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkey man and save the eighth dimension.
