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Sunday, June 6, 2010 5:14 PM

WORD OF WISDOM FROM PATRICK STAR

SB:Spongebob
P:Patrick
SN:Sandy
SQ:squidward

SB: I hate you, Patrick.
P: I hate you too.
SB: I hate you no matter what.
P: I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
SB: I'd hate you even if that made sense.
P: I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.

P: Do you know what is funnier than 23?
SB: What?
P: 24

SB: I'm MAD!
P: Me too.
SB: Why are YOU mad?
P: [looks up, and seethes] I can't see my forehead! Why are YOU mad?

S : so this is your job?!? sit here and watch tv.
P: hey its not as easy as it seems..somtimes i lose the remote..somtimes i need to fix the tvb anteenna and somtimes my butt hurts!

S: Patrick, how long has it been?
[Patrick looks at his watch, which is just drawn on his wrist with crayon]
P: Aw, I have to draw a new battery for this.

P: [to a bird] Whistling
SB: Patrick, I didn't know you speak bird.
P: That's not bird Spongebob; that's Italian.

Spongebob: (blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant)
P: It's a Giraffe !!

Patrick: "MINDY! Did you see my underwear?"
Mindy: "No Patrick"
P: "Do you want to?"

SpongeBob : Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer.
[knocks on door]
Fish: Hello?
P: I love you.
[Fish slams door]

P: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

P:Are you Squidward?
SQ: no
(few second)
P:Are you Squidward now?
SQ: NO!

SB : What are you normally do when I'm gone?
P : Wait for you to get back.

P: SpongeBob? Pssssssssst, Spongebob? psssssssssssst. I have something important to tell you! Psssssssssssst.
SB: WHAT!!!
Patrick:Hi

SB: Waht did u eat today
P: A roast beef a chicken a pizza
SB: No no, just think morning
P: A roast beef a chicken a pizza

SN: "Patrick, don't you have somewhere else to be stupid?"
P: Not until 4:00.

King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.
P: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.
KN: Eight.
P: Seven.
KN: Six
Mr.Krab, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!
Mr.Krab: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]
KN: Six it is then.
P: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!

P: MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!

Person on the phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?
P: No, this is Patrick
Person: Is this the Krusty Krab?
P:No! This is Patrick!"
person: Is this the KK?
P: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

Wumbo! You know, I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she, me, WUMBO! Womboed! Wumboing! Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade Spongebob!"

P: I don't think this is the real Spongebob. I mean, look how yellow he is"

P: I LOVE BEING PURPLE!

P: If you tell your secret to someone, Then it is not a secret anymore.."

Patrick: "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!" (all the big guys surround him)
Patrick: "I need to use the bathroom"

P: This is boating school? I thought this was spanish."

SB: "It was big, scary, and ate everything!"
Patrick: "I know!" (Patrick swallows a plate full of food at once)

Sponge : Are you sure want become stupid to be my friend again?
Pat : Knowledge can never replace friendship. I want to be a DUMB again...

(SpongeBob has shaped himself in the form of Texas)
SB: Hey, Patrick. What am I?
P: Stupid?
SB: No, I'm Texas.
P: What's the difference?

Patrick: [on Squidward] Yeah, he really needs to go up to the great beyond.
SB: Patrick, say that again.
P: That again.
SB: No, the other thing.
P: No, the other thing.
SB: No, what you said before when you...
P: No, what you said before when you...
SB: Nevermind, I've got an idea!
P: Nevermind, I've got an idea!

Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
P: But I don't even work here.
Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, starting right now?
P: Boy, would I.
Mr. Krabs: You're fired

Patrick: I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension.
S: Me too. But that sounds a little too hard. Let's try smaller.
Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkey man and save the eighth dimension.

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